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Thursday, 2 November 2017

Ten types of people found in a football viewing center

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1. THE NOISE MAKERS
They can't close their mouth during a football
game. You hear things like; " Messi is good
but he is not better than Joseph Yobo"
2. THE DIE HARD FANS
When their club is loosing 8-0, they will still
shout! "My club is better than yous", We won
you guys on October 1st 1960"
3. FAIR WEATHER FANS They are the direct opposite of
the Die Hard fans. They turn on their club when the club
they are supporting is losing.
4. THE STATS GURU!
They can give stats for Africa; You will hear
stats like; "Sir Alex Ferguson was still a baby the last
time Liverpool had 90% ball possession against Manchester United"
5. THE FOOTBALL MANAGERS
You will hear things like; Mourinho is stupid!
United would have scored 5 goals against
Huddersfield if Mourinho played Lukaku on goal and
De Gea as a false nine.
6. THE REFEREES
You will hear things like; " Thunder fire that
referee for awarding a penalty! The player
only kick him in the 18 yard box! He didn't
break his legs!!
7. THE KNOW IT ALL
These guys know everything after a bad event. You will hear things like; Lacazette would have scored that goal if he used is
nose instead of his head! De Gea should have
played in midfield!
8. THE BEAUTIFUL BABES
They came to support their boyfriends.
Nothing else! When you asked them who they support, they will say CHELSEA! When you ask them who the coach of Chelsea
is? They will answer Drogba!
9 THE TROUBLE MAKERS
They are the most entertaining in viewing
centers because they insult the opposing and
loosing fans with songs, chants, fact, and exaggerations. You will hear "Kai, See as them beat United! Common Huddersfield wey
Ikorodu United go
wire 10 zero,"
10 THE BETTING CLUB
They are not there for the clubs they support. They are there for the results. You will hear things like; "Ohh! Chelsea dey mad! See as them just
cut my ticket"

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