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Hilarious: You will know your mother is a Nigeria if.....

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1. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then
sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
2. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed
and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the
house nko?
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
frnd's daughter wedding.
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you,
why won't you have fever when you press phone every
night.
5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she
replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish
you.
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and
still doesn't want you to change the Channel.
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play
and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play
with you??.
10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen.
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth
or paper.
12. When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will
not kill me!!
13. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry
for yourself!
14. When yu ask her where you should drop something and
she says, " drop it on my head.

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